May 2010
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the only real thing in this world for me… are my experiences. other than...
– Liberty aka Tina :)
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getting what you want..
i was at the airport watching people at the cashier/check-in counter… and then there was this woman who was demanding something from the cashier…
and this thought came up:
“there are two ways to get what you want: to be sweet and charming or to be incessantly demanding and annoying.”
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Mozhaisk from The Charm School by Nelson Demille
Banks: Where is he, Mr. Alevy?
Alevy: He is in Mozhaisk, Sir. In the morgue.
Banks: Dead?
Alevy: Yes, sir. I believe that's why he's in the morgue.
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Crispy Critters - from Small Town by Lawrence...
Onlooker 1: I can never remember, is it 1st degree that's the worst?
Onlooker 2: Only with murder. With burns, 3rd degree is the worst.
Onlooker 1: There's no 4th degree?
Onlooker 2: Only what firemen call Crispy Critters
Onlooker 1: Oh, Gross.
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Good Morning!
Selamat Pagi - Good Morning!
in Indonesian Language.
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3 Presidents
After 4 tries of attempting to send a ballot to the PCOS machine.
VOTER: Unsa mani oi! Iluwa man pirminti! (What is this? It's always rejected!)
WATCHER: Mao, diay maam...3 man ka presidente imo gishade..3 pajud ka vice.. (Oh that's why, maam. You shaded 3 Presidents and 3 Vice Presidents)
(this is funnier when read in visayan language)
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VOTER: Kanus-a ma tang2x ang indijebol ink? (When will the "indijebol" ink come off?"
NOTE: During the historical first automated election of Philippines May 2010. It was announced by mass media that you have to shade only one in the President slot and Vice President slot or else it would be invalid or rejected by the machine.
Original Transcripts in Facebook from Friends Walter and TJ
The question is not whether you are having sex, but what kind of sex are you...
– Neale Donald Walsch, CWG
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a smart maria clara is better than a liberated madonna
– from Xanthrul (ym conversation with Xan)
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The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off
– Anonymous